Listen up humans!
We've got lots to say.
The following is just a sample of what's on the minds of the CAC founders. Check out Rants to get the full effect.
Big Clay Lobbies Congress; D.C. Crawling with Fat Cats?
Posted by arnieon 08/26
Gail Collins NYT editorial writes this morning in her editorial "The Trends of August" "Really anything about cats is good." FACT
Gail, speak and ye shall receive as the C.A.C. is here to deliver for you and break things wide open. If you think the Times is hard hitting, wake up and smell the coffee sister.
Join us next week as we break new ground with an exclusive expose on the hidden Washington lobbying machine who works tirelessly for "Big Clay" - a group called the Sorptive Minerals Institue. Even the name frightens us cats. Confuses for a moment, but …
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The Buzz From Bootsie
Posted by bootsieon 08/23
It’s no secret, things have picked up at the CAC Headquarters over the past few months. And when I say, “picked up,” I mean – REALLY picked up! I can’t remember the last time anyone has even had the chance to relax in his or her favorite sun spot on the floor and I swear I heard Tiffany say she hasn’t bathed herself in days!!!
So, since everyone is so busy, there is no way everyone can be at the same place at the same time, which is why I have been brought on board as an official …
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Undercover Work
Posted by francineon 08/17
Okay, so if you have tried and tried to get your human to switch your clay litter and still have yet to make any progress, this message is for you. We here at the CAC know what it’s like not to be heard by your two-leggeds (no matter how obvious you try to be – some people just don’t get it). So, we understand when you have to take matters into your own paws. Thus, we have developed a few undercover tactics to try around the house (these steps will also be more effective if you wear the disguise …
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"Revolutions never go backwards"
- Proverb
We are the Cats Against Clay. A unified front and quasi-political group united in our hatred of all things clay. While clay litter was the beginning, our wrath has spread. You can see it in our eyes and the impatient sweep of our tails. We are Francine, Tiffany, Rufus, Manny and Arnie. We are your cat, your friend's cat, your enemies cat and that cat down the street that defiantly stands behind your car as you pull out each morning eating your oversize human muffins. We are strong. We are invincible. We are Felines. Hear us roar. We plead that you take heed and understand our plight. Our struggle has only begun.
onward,
CAC
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